Sakurai finally cracked ⊟

Feeling suffocated by endless demands that he include Goku in the new Smash Bros., series director Masahiro Sakurai threw in the Saiyan just to make everyone shut-up about it. In a follow-up Miiverse comment, he added, “And if you kids keep pestering me about SpongeBob and Ridley, so help me god, I am canceling the entire thing.”*

*None of this is actually true — the pic comes from Nentendo, via Nadia Oxford. Here’s today’s real daily Smash Bros. update, which is a neat life drain attack for Robin.

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But Ridley…